Funny Shit - jokes, pictures, videos!

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These files were collected over years of BBS and internet use. If it's here, I laughed. That's the entire criteria :) Not sure where to start? Try my Personal favourites. feedback If you have any comments about the site or run into any problems (especially on mobiles), please let me know. Personal Favourites Obviously I find the whole lot funny. But some in particular stand out for the sheer amount they made me laugh when I found them. If you skipped any of these.... read them now :) Cat Bathing as a Martial Art. One of the earliest... I got this off a BBS somewhere. If Star Wars was set in Glasgow. Stop shooglin ye wee bastard!!! The Inexperienced Curry Taster. This still cracks me up no matter how often I read it. Especially funny for me I guess since I have quite a low threshold for hot curries. The little angel. You may notice I don't like Christmas. The Captain's Parrot. You have to really imagine the three days... Pancake Bunny. I honestly think this image sums up the internet. If Santa replied to his letters. Again with the Christmas thing. Engineer speak. Rugged. Understanding Technicians. If you persist in using something built during the Crimean War... just reminds me of when I worked at a computer shop and we encountered a guy who wrote most of a novel on a truly ancient pre-XT PC and didn't back it up. It was our fault the hard drive failed after being moved, apparently. How shit happens... (The Plan). Don't be fooled into thinking this is a joke...! the corporate ladder. what more can be said? An extremely funny exchange about the Dr Who theme music. I'm not explaining this one. Combat Kangaroos. I wish I could have seen their faces. Soap just wants to be wanted. Never fuck with a system - people don't know what to do. SWAT Team Hand Signals Explained. Sure, they'll tell you it's stuff like cover me and take point ... The Unforunate Chocolate Bunnies (definitely my favourite easter joke) An extremely funny story about duelling and religious debate. [Local copy of what used to be another site's file.] Blunt Trauma, sequel the "personal diary in hell" of someone with the ultimate Cow-orker. Endorsed by Scott Adams, as if it's not enough that *I* think it's funny :) bash.org | Top Quotes from irc. Serious geek humour. Some are very dodgy but the good ones make up for it. One of my favourites: Donut[AFK] HEY EURAKARTE Donut[AFK] INSULT Eurakarte RETORT Donut[AFK] COUNTER-RETORT Eurakarte QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE Donut[AFK] SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP Eurakarte NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM Donut[AFK] RIPOSTE Donut[AFK] ADDON RIPOSTE Eurakarte COUNTER-RIPOSTE Donut[AFK] COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE Eurakarte NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON Miles_Prower RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES Eurakarte WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD Miles_Prower ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS Copyright, Disclaimer, Privacy... The content on this site is mostly public domain, other than some items of known origin which are used with the permission of the author and with the requested attribution. If you hold copyright on content shown here and require attribution or removal, please contact me via the feedback email. Personal information collected by this site will not be used for evil. Note that third party services including Twitter, AddThis and Google Feedburner (email notifications) have their own privacy policies which you should review separately. Feedback/Contact Feel free to send me feedback.

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