Nothing But Limericks
Time 2021-10-16 19:02:44Web Name: Nothing But Limericks
WebSite: http://nothingbutlimericks.blogspot.com
ID:205234
Keywords:
Nothing,But,Limericks,Description:
keywords: description: No comments: Labels:goblin,Halloween Tuesday, August 18, 2020 Saved By A Jack O'Lantern - Halloween Limericks for KidsIf you hear at your window a "scritch"It could be a goblin or witch
On a night black
A pumpkin named Jack
Might stop a terminal twitch1 comment: Labels:Halloween,Jack OLantern,witch Thursday, January 2, 2020 Liberty Limericks - An Angler Named Wade"War Bonds," said an angler named Wade,
"Are the sportingest catch I have made -
They'll save us our freedom
And then when we need 'em,
They're good for more cash than we paid!"No comments: Labels:fisherman,Liberty Limericks,Wade Sunday, December 15, 2019 All Hail the Bells of Yule - Vintage Christmas PostcardAll hail the bells of Yule
And the golden peel they play
May the message they tell
As they rise and they swell
Bring joy to your heart today.No comments: Labels:bell,Christmas Friday, December 13, 2019 The Reason for the Season - A Christmas LimerickI hope that your Christmas is merry,
And your jolly St. Nick is hairy,
But remember the reason,
for this joyous season,
Is Jesus, and Joseph, and Mary.
FromA Pirate Named Molly, copyright 2013, Randy ImwalleNo comments: Labels:Christmas,Jesus,Reason for the Season Tuesday, December 3, 2019 A Penguin Named McGillicuddy - Winter Limericks for KidsI have a young friend named McGillicuddy
Whose favorite toy is Silly Putty
She thinks it quite nice
To sleep on the ice
So I guess that makes her my chilly buddy.No comments: Labels:Christmas,McGillicuddy,penguin,Santa Saturday, November 30, 2019 Carly the Elf Likes Custard - Limericks for Children
Carly the elf was flustered
When she tasted the caramel custard
Her taste buds rejected
The flavor detected
---The stuff was stadium mustard!No comments: Labels:Carly,Christmas,custard,Elf,mustard Friday, November 1, 2019 A Gentleman Out In Decatur - Vintage Thanksgiving Limerick Postcard
The cost of good living is greater,
Said a gentleman out in Decatur,
When Thanksgiving came round,
On inquiry I found,
He had dined on string beans and potater.1 comment: Labels:Decatur,postcard,ThanksgivingA Turkey Named Joe - Thanksgiving LimericksThere is an old turkey named Joe
He struts wherever he went
Dumb things that he said
Made your face turn pink
He must be the star of the programNo comments: Labels:Joe Biden,Thanksgiving,turkey Sunday, October 27, 2019 The Suave Vampire - Halloween Limericks
The vampire is a very suave creature
Was the lesson that Vlad tried to teach her
"He leaves his coffin
Just every so often,"
Said Vlad as he leapt up to reach her.No comments: Labels:Dracula,Halloween,vampire Tuesday, October 15, 2019 What's That Sound? Halloween Limerick for Kids"What's that!" I said, "Didja hear it?
It's that sound again, and I fear it."
But I found that the noise
Was made by three boys
Pretending to be a mean spirit.No comments: Labels:ghost,Halloween,spirit Saturday, September 28, 2019 A Pumpkin Named Freddy - Halloween Poems For Kids"A pumpkin, I am," said Freddy,
"To be carved with a knife, I am ready
Since you, I trust
Warn you, I must
My insides are like cold spaghetti."No comments: Labels:Freddy,Halloween,pumpkin Tuesday, September 10, 2019 A Geezer Named Bernie - Halloween Skeleton LimerickThere once was a geezer named Bernie,
Who started a long, epic journey.
"I never will stop,
Till I reach the top!"
But they carried him out on a gurney.No comments: Labels:Bernie,Halloween,limerick,skeleton Monday, July 29, 2019 Old Gourmand of Peel - Vintage Limerick PostcardThere was an old gourmand of Peel
Who supped on some escalloped veal
The dreams which ensued
Where so awful, so crude
They'd have frightened, well, you know - the de'il!No comments: Labels:Kyd,Peel,postcard Monday, March 18, 2019 Vintage Schweppes Tonic Water Advertising LimerickSaid a bandmaster, "Wilson, you're sacked!
Since you took to Scheppes tonic you've cracked
Twenty drumsticks, and split
Seven drums. I submit
That such force should be tempered with tact."No comments: Labels:advertisement,Schweppes Tuesday, February 26, 2019 St. Patrick's Day Guinness Limerick'Tis sure we'll be wearing the green,When the calendar says March seventeen,We'll be happy when in us,Are pints of black Guinness,Try some, you'll know what we mean.
No comments: Labels:Beer,Guinness,Irish Trilogy,St. Patricks DayIrish Pig Limerick for St. Patrick's Day Through the fog, I saw a fat pig
Hop on the end of a twig,
The scene was a blur,
So I'm not really sure,
But I thing he was dancing a jig!No comments: Labels:pig,St. Patricks Day Friday, January 25, 2019 Temperance Limerick Postcard - The Snake in the GrassYou have heard of the snake in the grass
The terrible snake in the grass
But now you must know
Man's deadliest foe
Is the venomous snake in the glass.No comments: Labels:Beer,postcard,Temperance Thursday, January 24, 2019 The couple from Gloucester, lost 'er - Vintage limerickAn old couple living in Gloucester
Had a beautiful girl, but they loucester
She fell from a yacht
And never the spacht
Could be found where the cold waves had toucester.No comments: Labels:1906,Gloucester,yacht Sunday, December 16, 2018 The Reason for the Season - A Christmas LimerickI hope that your Christmas is merry,
And your jolly St. Nick is hairy,
But remember the reason,
For this happy season,
Is Jesus, and Joseph, and Mary.No comments: Labels:Christmas,Jesus,Nativity Friday, December 14, 2018 A Snowman Named Garrett - Winter Limerick for KidsThere was a young snowman named Garrett
Whose mother gave him a carrot
With tears in his eyes
He cried out in surprise
"And you say that you want me to wear it?"No comments: Labels:Garrett,Snowman,winter Saturday, December 8, 2018 An Elf Named Moll - Vintage Christmas LimerickThere was a young elf named Moll
Who purchased a new parasol
With a handle so long
That she had to be strong
Or she couldn't have lugged it at all.No comments: Labels:Christmas,Elf,Limerick Lyrics 1906 Monday, November 26, 2018 An Elf Named Piper - A Christmas Limerick Poem for KidsThere was a young elf named Piper
At Christmas, she always got hyper
What was the reason
For her crazy season?
She was the lead candy-cane striper.No comments: Labels:Christmas,Elf Saturday, November 24, 2018 Where Are Santa's Glasses? A Vintage Christmas Limerick
Said an elderly man with gray hair
Who had searched for his specs everywhere
When one dared to propose
That he look on his nose
"How do you suppose they got there?"No comments: Labels:Christmas,glasses,Santa Friday, November 23, 2018 An Elf Named Glitter - A #Twitter Christmas LimerickThere once was an elf named Glitter
Who loved to tweet tweets on her twitter
But this broke a rule
(Santa being old-school)
And the loss of her phone made her bitter.No comments: Labels:Christmas,Elf,Twitter Sunday, November 18, 2018 Thanksgiving Praise - A Limerick - Pass the GravyThe crops are all in from the field
And the folks all give thanks for the yield
- Giving praise is right
But don't take all night!
I don't like my gravy congealed.No comments: Labels:gravy,Thanksgiving Sunday, November 11, 2018 A Spud Named Davy - A Thanksgiving Dinner LimerickThere is a young spud named Davy
He wants to be covered in gravy
He'd rather be mashed
Then fried or hashed
Or be made a potato chip, wavy.No comments: Labels:sweet potato,Thanksgiving Tuesday, November 6, 2018 The Little Hunter - Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Limerick Here's something that you rarely see
A bird caused a hunter to flee
The boy dropped his gun
And started to run -
Who knew how tough turkeys could be?No comments: Labels:hunter,Thanksgiving,turkey Friday, October 12, 2018 Funny Ogre Halloween LimerickThere's a lumpy, old ogre named Vince,
Just a whiff of his breath makes you wince.
But he has a kind heart
And is gentle and smart,
So we bought him two cases of mints.1 comment: Labels:Halloween,mints,Ogre Monday, October 1, 2018 A Witch, a Ghoul and a Sprite on All Hallow's Eve - A LimerickA witch, a ghoul, and a sprite
Dance in the silvery light
It's All Hallow's Eve
- Or don't you believe
That ghosts of the dead roam the night?No comments: Labels:ghoul,Hallows Eve,Halloween,witch Sunday, September 30, 2018 I believe in witches - do you? A LimerickDo you believe witches are real?
Can you see them or hear them or feel?
So scoff if you must,
But my eyes I trust,
And I think that just now I will squeal!No comments: Labels:bat,cat,Halloween,moon,witch Monday, September 10, 2018 A Witch Limerick for KidsA witch with a broom and a cat
Wears a pointed and buckled gray hat
She flies to the store
Because she needs more
Eye of newt, toe of frog, wing of gnat.No comments: Labels:cat,Halloween,witch Sunday, September 2, 2018 A Fiancee of Brill - Vintage Limerick PostcardThere was a fiancee of Brill
Whose mother cried, "Bless my heart Till!
To hear you keep on
About you and your John
Is enough to make anyone ill!"No comments: Labels:Brill,postcard Saturday, August 25, 2018 Hamel's Camel Vintage Limerick PostcardAn adventurous person named Hamel
Travelled thousands of miles on a camel
No provisions he took
But for bird's eggs he'd look
Which he'd boil for himself and his camelNo comments: Labels:camel,postcard Thursday, August 23, 2018 An Old Codger from Maine Vintage Limerick PostcardHere's an old codger from Maine
Who says you should never restrain
An impulse to send
A card to a friend
No matter how small or how plainNo comments: Labels:codger,Maine,postcard Friday, May 18, 2018 Vinegar Valentine Limerick Postcard - The BachelorThe Bachelor frequently "knocks"
Matrimony, and very oft flocks
To his club in the eve
For pleasure, we believe -
But how about mending his socks?No comments: Labels:Bachelor,postcard,Vinegar Valentine Older PostsHomeSubscribe to:Posts (Atom)A PIRATE NAMED MOLLY - 56 Limericks for Kids - Makes a great gift! Now at Amazon
A PIRATE NAMED MOLLY - 56 Limericks for Kids contains a smorgasbord of 56 all-new limericks for kids ages 7 - 13. The limericks range from the traditional A Pirate Named Molly to the folklore inspired Naughty Young Shepherd (The Boy Who Cried Wolf). Holiday limericks include A Reindeer Named Charley. Nursery Rhyme adaptations include A Spider Named Matt (Little Miss Muffett). Order your copy today!A PUMPKIN NAMED LILLY - 56 Limericks for Kids is now available on Amazon!
A PUMPKIN NAMED LILLY is the second book in Randy Imwalle's 56 LIMERICKS FOR KIDS series, following A PIRATE NAMED MOLLY. A PUMPKIN NAMED LILLY contains 56 all-new limericks. The limericks range from the traditional There Once Was A Boy Named Josh to the nursery-rhyme inspired The First Piggy Went To The Store. Holiday limericks include A Pumpkin Named Lilly. Riddle limericks include I'm Green When I Pop In The Spring. Order your copy today!Reviews for A PUMPKIN NAMED LILLY Goodreads reviews for A Pumpkin Named Lilly Reviews from Goodreads.com Amazon StuffLimericks by Labels - Check Them Out!Halloween(96)Christmas(79)postcard(70)Thanksgiving(54)football(47)Ohio State(44)1906(29)witch(27)Dublin Irish Festival(22)St. Patricks Day(21)Beer(20)advertisement(20)Vinegar Valentine(17)Santa(16)valentine limerick(13)Mad Kane Limerick Contest(12)Saturday Evening Post(10)The Hobbit Movie(10)A Pirate Named Molly(9)Gaelic Storm(9)Ogden Nash(9)Obama(8)Lear(7)Michigan(7)Cincinnati Reds(6)Scots youth(6)Tolkien(6)pumpkin(6)Likewise Limericks 1910(5)kilt(5)spring(5)1942(4)A Pumpkin Named Lilly(4)Bilbo(4)Cub Scout(4)Easter(4)Police(4)baseball(4)Man from Nantucket(3)pelican(3)whine and cheese(2)Henry Ward Beecher(1)Robert Louis Stevenson(1)Rudyard Kipling(1)---- A PIRATE NAMED MOLLY ---- 56 Limericks for Kids - Now Available for KINDLE
With a Bonus How-to-Write-a-Limerick Guide!The Limerick Leader Sports SectionLoading...Essential LinksDad of 10A Pirate Named Molly - AmazonA Pumpkin Named Lilly - AmazonChipmunkboy ComicsDublin Irish FestivalDayton Celtic FestivalFunny Limericks for EveryoneIrish American NewsLimerick City CouncilLimerick Contest - Mad KaneLimerick Contest - Saturday Evening PostLimerick PostcardsLongview Barber ShopMr. Deters LimericksNothing But Holiday LimericksPaddy Rock RadioBlog Archive 2020(3) October(1)A Squeezy Goblin - Halloween Limericks for Kids August(1) January(1) 2019(16) December(3) November(3) October(2) September(2) July(1) March(1) February(2) January(2) 2018(22) December(3) November(6) October(2) September(3) August(2) May(3) April(1) February(2) 2017(18) December(1) November(4) October(1) September(2) August(1) July(1) May(1) April(1) March(2) February(1) January(3) 2016(41) December(3) November(7) October(6) September(1) August(2) July(4) June(2) May(3) April(3) March(1) February(6) January(3) 2015(47) December(13) November(3) October(3) September(4) August(1) July(2) June(1) May(1) April(2) March(7) February(4) January(6) 2014(117) December(9) November(8) October(17) September(7) August(11) July(6) June(13) May(6) April(5) March(10) February(12) January(13) 2013(247) December(28) November(28) October(29) September(15) August(18) July(11) June(10) May(12) April(15) March(23) February(29) January(29) 2012(152) December(29) November(32) October(36) September(32) August(13) July(3) May(2) March(1) February(4) 2011(28) December(3) November(3) October(2) September(2) August(2) July(2) June(1) May(2) April(2) March(4) February(1) January(4) 2010(33) December(3) November(5) October(6) September(4) August(4) July(3) April(1) March(5) February(1) January(1) 2009(22) December(2) November(5) October(3) September(5) August(7)Followersreddit this please! Subscribe ToPosts Atom PostsAll Comments Atom All CommentsTotal Pageviews
<<< Thank you for your visit >>>
Websites to related : The Social Change agency | Fento
keywords:
description:At Fenton, we are strategists for social change. Our clients are the foundations, non-profits and brands taking on the worl
keywords:
description:A site to guide you in the Process Excellence labyrinth
The Process Excellence String of Ariadne A site to guide yo
keywords:
description:An Autistic fanboy and follower of Christ
Skip to content Aspie Catholic An Autistic fanboy an
keywords:
description:
Diese Homepage wird
zur Zeit berarbeitet. Schauen Sie doch mal wieder vorbei! Interessieren Sie s
keywords:
description:
keywords:
description:PCGuide is here to help you with all questions in tech. Whether that's for your home, work, or play, we aim to provide answers t
keywords:web hosting, provider, php hosting,web hosting, free domain names, domain name, front page hosting, web site, web design, domain name registr
Paleoglot keywords:
description:
skip to main | skip to sidebar 18 Jul 2014 ET Vs 3.7; TLE 736
Tn turce Vel Sveitus.
Thi
keywords:
description:
Revista-bac sâmbătă, 22 martie 2014 Eugen Lovinescu si modernismulMODERNISMUL INTERBELIC-
keywords:
description:
Rungus.comRungus boleh!Rungus comRungus com Tuesday, January 21, 2014 ,.AJK Pesta Gong 2013,M
Hot Websites