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Biting Fingernails
Date: Sent Friday, May 31, 2024
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Rating: 3.29/5 (31 votes)
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A young woman was worried about her stress-related habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick, so her friend advised her to take up yoga. She did, and soon her finger- nails were growing normally.

Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

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