Jokes - Funny Jokes, Humor collection including Blonde, Yo Mama and Lawyer

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Easter JOKE (1st joke of the minute) A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter.He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck.They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick.Do you know why?The baby chick was a little cheeper! Ethnic JOKE (2nd joke of the minute) A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA!Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".The Mexican man of course agrees.The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow.Now use them in 1 sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok.The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"

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