Humpty Dumpty Jokes --------------------------------------------- British Jokes -------------------
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keywords: description:English, Scottish & Welsh are quite Foolish & Low Intellect people, due to which, they are satirically called, Humpty Dumptys. This site is dedicated to Silly Jokes about the small mindedness & foolishness of English Humpty Dumptys, Scottish Humpty Dumptys and Welsh Humpty Dumptys0
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Humpty Dumpty Music
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Humpty Dumpty Music
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What do you call the British Pop Music ?
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Humpty Dumpty Music.
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Humpty Dumpty Hooligans
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Humpty Dumpty Hooligans
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What is the British Contribution to European Sports ???
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Humpty Dumpty Hooligans.
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Humpty Dumpty Breakfast
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Humpty Dumpty Breakfast
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What do you call the British Breakfast, English Breakfast, Scottish Breakfast Welsh Breakfast ???
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Humpty Dumpty Breakfast.
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Humpty Dumpty Jokes
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Humpty Dumpty Jokes
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Humpty Dumpty watches TV
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Humpty Dumpty watches TV
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An Irish Intellectual asked an English Humpty Dumpty in United Ireland :
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Hey Mr. Humpty Dumpty - What happens if we have no Electricity for the whole month
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The Englishman, who was a very very stupid Humpty Dumpty, immediately replied, We will have to watch the TV in darkness then
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English Window Cleaners Coffee Cola
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English Window Cleaners Coffee Cola
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An English Window Cleaner, who was a very very stupid Humpty Dumpty, went to a shop in Belfast, United Ireland.
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He saw a Shiny object in the Shop upon asking, he was told that, It is a Flask It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot .
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The Foolish English Window Cleaner bought the flask next day, he took it to the work, where, his Intellectual Irish Boss asked him, What is this ????
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The Silly English Window Cleaner replied, It is a flask it keeps cold things COOL and hot things HOT.
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What is inside the Flask, the Irish Intellectual asked !!!!
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English Window Cleaner foolishly replied, Two Cups of COFFEE and One COLA
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English Window Cleaner under the SUN
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English Window Cleaner under the SUN
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A Silly Foolish English Window Cleaner went to United Ireland on a Holiday and was seen sitting under the very hot blistering SUN and sweating profousley.
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An Irish Intellectual saw him Sweating Heavily asked him in amazement, Hey Mr. Humpty Dumpty, why are you sitting under the burning sun. Why dont you sit indoors ???
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The Silly Foolish English Window Cleaner, who was a stupid Humpty Dumpty, replied, I am drying my Sweat.
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English Window Cleaners Suicide
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English Window Cleaners Suicide
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An English, Humpty Dumpty Window Cleaner told his intellectual Irish friend of his plan of committing suicide in United Ireland.
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HOW ????
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By shooting himself in his Humpty Dumpty Head - 6 Times.
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Humpty Dumpty Bashing
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Humpty Dumpty Bashing
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English people are hated by a lot of people and the English are also beaten up by many from time to time.
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What do you call this English Bashing ?
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Humpty Dumpty Bashing.
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How many Humpty Dumptys
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How many Humpty Dumptys
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Five Englishmen + Three Scottish + 2 Welsh.
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How many in total ??
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TEN British Humpty Dumptys.
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Humpty Dumpty Institute
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Humpty Dumpty Institute
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What do you call the Institute, which teaches British Studies ????
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Humpty Dumpty Institute - - Institute of Humpty Dumpty Studies.
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Humpty Dumpty-ology
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Humpty Dumpty-ology
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What do you call the subject which relates to the study of the British Culture, British Economy and British Society ?
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Humpty Dumpty-ology.
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English Window Cleaners 4th Child
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English Window Cleaners 4th Child
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An English Window Cleaner had an illegitimate 4th Child outside the Marriage he filled the birth certificate form as follows :
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Mother ——- English
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Father ——- English
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Child ——-—- Chinese
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His Intellectual Irish friend asked, “When both parents are English, why the son is Chinese” ???
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The English Window Cleaner, who was a very very stupid Humpty Dumpty, replied, “I read in the newspaper that every 4th person born in the world is a Chinese”.
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English Window Cleaners Donkey
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English Window Cleaners Donkey
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An English Window Cleaner lost his English Donkey in United Ireland was seen thanking the God.
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His intellectual Irish friend saw this asked, “ You lost the English Donkey you are thanking the God …….. Why “ ??
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The English Window Cleaner, who was a very very stupid Humpty Dumpty, replied :
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I am thanking the God because I was not riding the Donkey at that time. Otherwise, I would have also gone missing.
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English Window Cleaner loses Weight
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English Window Cleaner loses Weight
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A Doctor told an English Window Cleaner that if he ran 8 Km every day for 300 days, he would loose 30 Kgs.
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At the end of 300 days, the English Window Cleaner phoned the doctor said that he had lost 30 Kgs but he had a problem.
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What is the problem, asked the Doctor ???
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English Window Cleaner replied, “I am 2400 Kilometers away from my house”.
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British Snowman
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British Snowman
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English Snowman
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English Snowman
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Why does it take longer to build a “British-Snowman” than a regular one ?
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Because, you have to hollow out the Head.
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Englishman on the Roof
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Englishman on the Roof
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How can you persuade an Englishman to go to the roof ?
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Tell him that the Drinks are on the House.
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Englishman on the Phone
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Englishman on the Phone
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Why can’t an Englishman dial 911 ?
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Because, he cant find 11 on the Dial.
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Humpty dumpty Travels on the Train
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Humpty dumpty Travels on the Train
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A very Stupid Silly Humpty Dumpty, (an Englishman), who was a Window Cleaner by profession, was travelling in the Train in United Ireland.
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On every Stop, he would disembark from the Train buy a New Ticket for the Next Stop.
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His fellow passengers in the train, first laughed at his Humpty Dumpty Stupidity then asked him, Hey Mr. English Window Cleaner, why are you buying a new ticket on every station ? Why dont you buy just one ticket for the Whole Journey ??
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The English Humpty Dumpty, who was a very Foolish man, said, I am doing this, because my Doctor has prevented me from undertaking a Long Journey.
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Englishmans Ice Cubes
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Englishmans Ice Cubes
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Englishmans Ice Cubes
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Why can’t a Foolish Englishman make ice cubes ?
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Because he always forgets the recipe.
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English Window Cleaner Holds Ears
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English Window Cleaner Holds Ears
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English Window Cleaner Holds Ears
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What was an English Window Cleaner doing when he was holding his hands over his ears ?
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He was trying to hold on to his thoughts.
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Englishman throws the Pin
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Englishman throws the Pin
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Englishman throws the Pin
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What do you do if a Silly Englishman throws the Pin at you ?
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Run as fast as you can, because he has got the Grenade in his mouth.
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Humpty Dumpty Intellect
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Humpty Dumpty Intellect
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Humpty Dumpty Intellect
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How do you measure the intellect of a Humpty Dumpty (a Foolish Englishman) ???
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Stick a Typre Pressure Gauge in his Ear.
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English Window Cleaners Salary
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English Window Cleaners Salary
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English Window Cleaners Salary
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An English Window Cleaner fills an application form for a Window Cleaning Job in United Ireland.
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He fills all the Columns of Name, Age, Address etc.
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Then came the Column of Salary Expected.
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After a few DAYS of thought, the Silly English Window Cleaner wrote . YES.
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Humpty Dumpty wants a Paper Sheet
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Humpty Dumpty wants a Paper Sheet
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Humpty Dumpty wants a Paper Sheet
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What does a Humpty Dumpty ( a Foolish Englishman) do, when he has got ONE White Paper Sheet .. And he wants another one ?
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He Photo Copies it.
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Humpty Dumpty Proposes
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Humpty Dumpty Proposes
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Humpty Dumpty Proposes
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A Humpty Dumpty ( a Foolish Englishman ) proposes to a woman in New York.
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She agrees on a condition that he will bring her Crocodile Boots .
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Humpty Dumpty went to Africa and hunted the Crocodiles.
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He killed a very Big Crocodile checked its legs and angrily said, “Its the 46th Crocodile and again .. Bare Footed”.
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Humpty Dumpty buys Colour TV
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Humpty Dumpty buys Colour TV
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Humpty Dumpty buys Colour TV
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A Humpty Dumpty (a foolish Englishman) goes to a shop to buy a TV in United Ireland.
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He asks, “Do you have a colour TV” ??
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Yes we have. Came the Reply.
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Humty Dumpty asks, Give me a Yellow one then .
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Humpty Dumpty Photocopies
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Humpty Dumpty Photocopies
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Humpty Dumpty Photocopies
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What does a Humpty Dumpty (a Foolish English) do, after Photo copying ?
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He compares it with the Original for spelling mistakes.
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Humpty Dumpty Submarine
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Humpty Dumpty Submarine
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Humpty Dumpty Submarine
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How can you sink destroy a British Submarine, which is full of Humpty Dumptys (Foolish English) ????
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It is easy.
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Just knock on the door the silly Humpty Dumptys will open the door.
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English Window Cleaners in Dublin
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English Window Cleaners in Dublin
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English Window Cleaners in Dublin
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Two very very stupid foolish English Humpty Dumptys, who were Window Cleaners by Profession, were planting a bomb in a house in Dublin, United Ireland, during the era of British Colonial Terrorism in the 18th century.
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First Humpty Dumpty : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing ?
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Second Humpty Dumpty : Dont worry, I have one more.
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English Window Cleaner gives RING
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English Window Cleaner gives RING
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English Window Cleaner gives RING
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An English Window Cleaner had a girlfriend, who was also an English Window Cleaner, which is the National Profession of the English.
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On a Romantic day, Englishmans girlfriend said, “Darling, would you give me a RING on our Engagement Day” ??
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The English Window Cleaner, who was a very very stupid Englishman replied :
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“ Yes darling . On our Engagement day, I will give you a RING from my Mobile Phone ”.
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Englishmens Camera Film
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Englishmens Camera Film
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Englishmens Camera Film
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Where do the foolish English people send their Camera Films for developing ??
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To the Developing Countries.
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English Window Cleaner Computer
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English Window Cleaner Computer
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English Window Cleaner Computer
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A very very foolish English Window Cleaner learnt Computer Work found a new job in United Ireland.
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On the first day he worked on the computer all day.
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His Irish boss asked in the evening, “ Hey, Mr. English Window Cleaner, What did you do all day ” ?
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The English Window Cleaner, who was a very very stupid Englishman, proudly replied :
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The key board alphabets were NOT in order So I put them, IN ORDER .
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English Window Cleaners April Fool
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English Window Cleaners April Fool
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English Window Cleaners April Fool
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A very stupid foolish English Window Cleaner went to United Ireland for Shoplifting got in the bus on 1st April.
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When the ticket checker came, the English Window Cleaner gave 2 Euros to the checker, took the ticket laughingly said :
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April Fool .. I have got a weekly pass .
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