DudeIWantThat.com - A Geek's Gift Guide of Gadgets, Gear and Novelties

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1020 Items I Bought on Amazon & Would Buy 100 Times AgainWhen I say I would buy these 20 items I bought on Amazon 100 times again, I don't mean I would order 100 more of them right now. Even as a hoarder with Amazon Prime shipping, I don't need 101 of any of the products in this list...Check it out5Volkswagen Bus CoolerSold Out from Amazon While I wouldn't consider an actual classic Volkswagen bus the ultimate Dad car - leave that to the Subaru Outback - a classic Volkswagen bus cooler? On wheels so Dad can pull his beers just like his kid in a wagon? Oh...011 of the Most Expensive Things for Sale on AmazonI tried to curate my collection of 11 of the most expensive things for sale on Amazon not just according to their cost, but also their substance, how well they present, whether or not I looked at their price, read their description, and still wondered, What is this thing? So I guess a better way...Check it out74Buddha Beads Self Defense Necklace$28.99 from Amazon Huh. Not sure how Buddha would feel about people co-opting his peaceful name and beads of spiritual exploration and meditation to make a necklace for whacking an attacker upside the head. But I can kind of see where Phoenix...Editor's PicksBuddha Beads Self Defense NecklaceThe Best Projectile LaunchersJust Text Us DoormatThrifty & Thoughtful: The Best Gifts for $25 or Less7Screwpop Hit Kit$29.95 from Amazon They call the Screwpop Hit Kit a "personal herb tool," which sound like a major clash of the dialects to me. Urban Dictionary meets corporate PR lingo that won't offend my Aunt Jan. Or how 'bout this SAT-ready analogy:...41The Best 80s Toys You Can Still BuyIf you're reading about the best 80s toys you can still buy, you're probably indulging in nostalgia, and thinking things were way better in the 80s than they are in the 2010s. I don't disagree, but I will say one thing about today: if it weren't for the global and online marketplaces, plus the technology...Check it out22The Best Gifts For Seeking Revenge on FrenemiesI learned my most important lesson about frenemies from The Golden Girls. It's that sometimes passive aggressive words and social interactions aren't enough. It's that sometimes I need my frenemies to throw a party. Invite...0E35: What Is This Thing?$35.80 from Amazon Welcome to Edition 35 of What Is This Thing?, your weekly every-other-daily-for-now, since we're all coronavirus quarantined, visual riddle consisting of one simple photo and one simple question: what is this thing? Here...33The Baby Shusher$34.99 from Amazon Either the Baby Shusher shhhhhhh-ing machine is a Nobel Prize-caliber invention, or the baby in that video learned in the womb how to be an Oscar-caliber actor. Arrrgh, that sound, that wailing. I can't think of a noise...1010 Images I Can't Believe Are Allowed on Amazon (NSFW)And I mean very NSFW. I mean, it's not like I came across* these 10 images I can't believe are allowed on Amazon because I was searching for porn, boobies, or sex toys on Amazon. I was just minding my own business, perusing the site for gifts and gear I thought my fellow dudes would like to take...Check it out38Willy Care Kit$25.99 from Amazon If your name isn't William, and you don't need a gift for a dude named William, I can't imagine why you'd buy a Willy Care grooming kit. I mean, I know it's a common name and all, but are there really enough Willies out...222Crosman Pioneer Airbow$701.32 from Amazon If you're a big game hunter living in Arizona*, you are Crosman Golden. It's the only state in the US where there's a season for pursuing just about every species of big game on the Crosman docket with the company's forthcoming...2DIY Vasectomy Kit$10.99 from Amazon Sweet! This DIY Vasectomy Kit should save me hundreds of dollars. Plus, the projected recovery time is a couple days longer - more if my wife screws up - so I'll be able to take off the whole first week of the NCAA tournament...93The Chaos Machine$39 from Amazon Chaos is an area of mathematics that studies complex systems and the mind-blowing effects seemingly small, inconsequential changes can have on them. Dr. Ian Malcolm used one example of the Chaos in action, the Butterfly...12Segway Ninebot Electric GoKart Kit$799.99 from Amazon I gotta give Segway and their Ninebot Electric GoKart Kit some credit. Not only does this company persist in releasing new products despite being the butt of so many jokes - from Segway tours to mall cops to George W...28Kim Jong Un Nuclear Attack Preparedness PackageSometimes, actions speak louder than worries. Putting together a Kim Jong Un nuclear attack preparedness package doesn't just give us something to do besides sit around and worry about North Korea launching missiles and dropping bombs on the US, it's a good way to solidify our readiness for any disaster...Check it out11The Backpod$68.88 from Amazon Have you gotten the new iHunch yet? The Backpod is a tool developed in New Zealand (so it's Kiwi green, naturally) to relieve the back and neck pain, headaches, and poor posture that can result from the hours we spend...216TV-B-Gone Kit$21.99 from Amazon Let's be clear: it would be a supreme a-hole move for someone to use a homemade TV-B-Gone to shut off the women's beach volleyball game I am watching at a bar. Obnoxious and unacceptable. However...were I to use my DIY...58The Right Cup - Brain-Tricking Flavored CupSold Out from Amazon Brain-tricking and NKOTB-approved, The Right Cup is a scented and slightly flavored water cup designed to engage your senses in a way that will make you think you're drinking sweet and fruity water when all that's inside...52DrivewaySpike U-Turn Deterrents$39.95 - $44.95 from Amazon Is this a real problem? Or rather, is it such a big deal? People using your driveway as a turnaround. Cars getting lost or going one street too far and pulling into 20' of your pavement to correct their mistake. Since...11Tenga Easy Beat Eggs - Men's Portable Pleasure Devices$6.57 - $9.73 from Amazon You know what they say: if you can't beat the egg, let the egg beat you. At least that's what I'd guess they say around the Tenga Easy Beat Egg production line. From the same Tenga that brought you the Flip Hole male...113Mini CCTV Screw Camera$19.99 from Amazon It's a screw cam! No, not that kind...well. What you use it for is up to you, I guess. But I'm calling it a screw cam because this miniature CCTV camera looks like the piece of hardware--a simple screw just minding its...17Coffee Pot Mug$19.97 from Amazon Hey, this mini coffee pot mug looks like what I want to do with the full-size coffee pot every morning! Called the Cupa Joe, Barbuzzo's shrunken version of the classic brewer's vessel is a spot-on replica, with the exception...111980s Slang Chart Poster$17.95 from Amazon While this 1980s Slang Chart poster gives me a happy jolt of nostalgia on a gray and sluggish morning, it also makes me feel elderly and moderately embarrassed. Not only do I know every single word the chart points out...10World Champion D*ck TrophySold Out from Amazon If you've already awarded someone the Golden Douchebag Trophy, here's a World Champion Dick Trophy to hand out to the second (or newest) biggest jerk you know...4Men's One-Piece Thanos Swimsuit$35.99 from Amazon Thanos may finally get his wish of wiping out half the world's population if enough dudes don a men's one-piece Thanos swimsuit this summer. And I thought the ladies' version was disturbing. But I guess as the great Titan...86Tungsten Sphere$239 from Amazon I'd call the Tungsten Sphere a desktop toy, but given its high density--at just about 2" in diameter the sphere weighs over 3 pounds--I'm not sure how much fiddling or stress-relieving palm rolls you'll be able to do...443Pocket Artillery$34 from Amazon This, unbelievably, is exactly what the name suggests, a mini desktop cannon that fires standard BBs. And, it's pretty damn cool. You really need to watch the video to see it in action. I'm certain this will be used for...27Icky Stick Smooth Smoking Hand Pipe$49.99 from Amazon I don't like the Icky Stick just because I get a kick out of its branding schtick. I mean, that's the biggest reason, but so too am I interested in this hand pipe's claim that it has been "specially designed to provide...40Over-the-Sink Dish Drying Rack$128 from Amazon This over-the-sink dish drying rack is a 2-tier space saver with a side of storage and organization. A real multi-tasker that does it all with poise and elegance. Sound like any maternal figure you might know? One who...29Boob Cube$8.39 from Amazon The Boob Cube is for idiots. And for geniuses. And for idiots who want to convince people they're really geniuses. And for geniuses you want to make feel like idiots. So, yeah, pretty much an ideal gift for any person...14Just Text Us Doormat$44.98 - $54.98 from Etsy "Just text us when you're here. No need to get the dogs involved." Whether you're a pet owner or not, this doormat sends a relatable message. And since anyone who comes over is certainly on their phone right up to the...2Your Girl Hugging Your Crotch Boxer Briefs$19.59 from Amazon Not much to add to these boxer briefs. Oh, except for a picture of your girl - girlfriend, wife, crush, black-hearted ex Karen - strategically placed at the crotchal region so as to look like she's hugging your cock...19RC Airsoft Battle TanksRadio-controlled tanks that fire actual BBs? Glass sliding doors beware. These RC tanks, which I don't even know how they're allowed really in this day and age but I'm glad they are, are modeled after some of the most iconic tanks utilized in our most iconic wars...Check it out4Don't Stop. Be Leaving. Doormat$22.99 from Amazon I'd call the Don't Stop. Be Leaving. Doormat the ultimate Dad joke, but Dad would never be so rude to a visitor. And Dad would never wish a visitor to go away, even salespeople, and Mormons who want to teach him about...1Stranger Things 6-1/2' Tall Demogorgon Yard Sprinkler$45.03 from Amazon The Stranger Things Demogorgon may have only had abduction and murder in store for the citizens of Hawkins, Indiana in 1983, but this is 2019. Age of sensitivity and cultural understanding. Now all the Demogorgon wants...88Allwood Kit Cabins$3,400 - $34,900 from Amazon Allwood Kit Cabins may be no more than glorified playhouses to some, but given that I haven't found a place to put (or the money to buy) my Honomobo Container Home yet...it's time to glorify me a playhouse, baby!...85Steel Self Defense BraceletDiscontinuedSelf defense or self-inflicted injury? Swingin' 'round this full steel bracelet like a chain whip without really knowing how to swing 'round a chain whip, it could really go either way...9Sexy Gifts for that Special Someone (NSFW)Some gifts are best left to Santa. But sexy gifts, especially sexy gifts for that someone special, those gifts are Baby Jesus territory all the way...Check it out53Aquor House Hydrant$89.95 from Amazon Scorching summer day. Lounging on the patio. Gazing at the lawn. What's missing? Hose, hose, hose. And a water outlet pimped out with an Aquor House Hydrant. Because the grass meeting your gaze is brown, and the marigolds...6Penis Weight Set$17.79 from Amazon All the talk of building a prison body during quarantine made me seek out this penis weight set. Because while you can certainly do pushups, pullups, chinups, dips, and squats like a convicted felon, it's gonna be real...18The Best Projectile LaunchersIf you want to know about the best projectile launchers, you're probably getting ready to orchestrate a cubicle warfare offensive at work. Or maybe you just need some new catapult- and slingshot-shaped desktop toys. Or a no-fail gift for a man. You'll find all of those projectile launchers here...Check it out7Big Boobie Beach Ball$13.50 from Amazon The entirety of the Big Boobie Beach Ball's product description reads as follows: "Hit the sand and bat around the Big Boobie Beach Ball. Looks like the real thing and holds up to hard play."...12Tirecockz Prank Tire Valve Stem Caps$16.99 - $19.99 from Nordic Offroad Ain't no practical joke more practical than Tirecockz. The ridickulous penis tire valve stem caps will humiliate your friend Cornelius (more than driving a Dodge Neon beater already does) but still protect his valve stems...6Hands-Free Wearable Mini Fans$15.99 from Amazon Technically these hands-free wearable mini fans are suitable for anyone who wants to stay cool when it gets hot. But I think we can all agree there's one person in particular the air-circulating neck wraps are made for:...1Gauss Rifle Rocket$44.95 from Amazon A message from American Scientific's Gauss rifle, a chain reaction magnetic accelerator, or desktop cannon, styled after a NASA rocket: the learnin' don't stop just 'cause school got coronavirus canceled, kids! And the...11Oral Me Thong Underwear$12.99 from Amazon This isn't the first time a thong has been compared to dental floss. But with the Oral Me thong underwear, ladies might be more inclined to accept, maybe even champion, the connection. Because here it's not about some...22Flow Hives Langstroth-Style Cedar BeehiveSold Out from Amazon B**ch is always gonna have your honey with a Flow Hive, because this Langstroth-style cedar beehive can be summed in 3 words: Honey. On. Tap...

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