Waiter Rant - DO YOU WANT POMMES FRITES WITH THAT?

Time 2020-12-09 11:04:07

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by waiter | Jul 8, 2020 | Uncategorized“Daddy,” my daughter said. “Is magic real?” “You mean like when a magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat? “Yes.” “That’s not magic, I said, That s an illusion.” “What’s an illusion?” “Remember how I made that coin... by waiter | Mar 9, 2020 | UncategorizedA little while ago, a friend of mine said, “You know what death is like?”  “Not having died,” I said. “No.” “Nothing.” “Come again?’ “It’ll just be one big nothing,” he said. “Do you remember what you were like before you were born?”... by waiter | Dec 12, 2019 | UncategorizedI was huffing and puffing on the Stairmaster at the gym a few weeks ago when I noticed a woman staring at me. In her early forties, she was fit, pretty, and wearing a tight workout garment that accentuated her shapely physique. Since I don’t suffer from the... by waiter | Nov 7, 2019 | Uncategorized“There’s someone her to see you,” one of my volunteers, said. “Who?” I said, not looking up from my paperwork. “A couple with two kids. They said they need to talk to you.” Even though Christmas is just under two months away, the food pantry I run is already... by waiter | Sep 6, 2019 | UncategorizedI driving to meet a friend at the cigar shop when my stomach started grumbling. Which was odd since I had only eaten dinner an hour before – a healthy meal of baked chicken, brown rice and a gigantic salad. But since I had done an hour of fairly intense cardio after... by waiter | Sep 4, 2019 | UncategorizedYesterday I went looking for a homeless person who probably wasn’t going to accept any help. “Have you seen this person?” I asked two DPW workers doing landscaping in a nearby park. “Try the supermarket,” one of them told me. “Might be there. Walks around... by waiter | Aug 17, 2019 | Uncategorized“Excuse me,” I said to the lithe twenty-something after she uncoiled out of her improbable yoga pose. “Yes?” the girl said, her creep detection radar blasting enough wattageto boil my blood away. “Are you using this box for your workout?” “Oh,... by waiter | Aug 12, 2019 | UncategorizedWhen I woke up Sunday morning, I decided to be a good daddy and take my daughter to the movies. “We’ll see that live actionDora the Explorer movie,” Itold my wife. “She’s been asking me to take her.” “Great,” my wife, said. “Keep her out of... by waiter | Aug 7, 2019 | UncategorizedA few weeks ago our dishwasher, an old Kenmore that came with the house, gave up the ghost. After decades of barebones apartment living washing dishes by hand, the thought of not having a machine to do that chore was anathema to my middle class soul.So my... by waiter | May 17, 2019 | UncategorizedOn a stormy day a while back an old woman came into my office and gave me a donation. “You do good work here,” she said, slipping me twenty, “I wanted to contribute a little bit.” I knew the woman had lost her husband a few months ago and, judging from her clothes and...

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