Amy Bronwen Zemser - writer, squirrel hunter, ex-breastfeeder, homosexual

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Web Name: Amy Bronwen Zemser - writer, squirrel hunter, ex-breastfeeder, homosexual

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FeaturedApril 25, 2020How Are You You All Holding Up? I m Grateful to be Healthy. Also, I Fucking Hate This.I m depressed and miserable about the state of affairs in this country and beyond, but I wanted to drop a quick note to say that I m still alive and I hope you are, too. I m not writing much these days, as I ve spent the ContinuereadingWritingNovember 12, 2019Writers, If Your Book Goes Out of Print, Don t Fret. You Can Still Get Letters Like This One. This week I got a beautiful letter (I call it a letter even though it’s an email) from a seventeen-year-old fan of my long since remaindered book, Dear Julia. My first book, Beyond the Mango Tree, was reviewed in the NYT and ContinuereadingFeaturedOctober 22, 2019My Next Side Hustle Idea, And Why I Think This One s A Winner All my side hustles have failed, but I think this new idea is The One. First, though, here s a list of my failed side hustles, with my new one coming in at the end of the post. Do you think my new side ContinuereadingUncategorizedOctober 20, 2019My Meringue Post on the NYTimes Community Food Facebook Group Sparked ControversyWho knew meringue could spark such strong feelings? Over three-hundred people responded to my recent post in the Facebook NYTimes cooking community. I had so much fun reading the comments. Join that community! I hope I m not offending anyone with this, but I must ContinuereadingArtificial InseminationOctober 1, 2019Brother by Another Mother: My Son Met His Half-Sibling This Weekend And It Was Awesome.When I tell people that my children have sixty half-siblings from our same sperm donor, we always get the same silly question: What if they meet each other and fall in love without knowing they are mating with a relative? I get that this ContinuereadingFamilySeptember 17, 2019Middle Aged Gay Woman Strips Half Naked In Her Driveway Trying To Get a Swarm of Yellow Jackets Out of Her Brassiere. Her Painter Looks Like Thor. He Got Them Out.My painter, who is a man of few words and looks like Thor, picked a swarm of yellow jackets out of my brassiere while I ripped off my clothes in our driveway yesterday. In a busy neighborhood. With a lot of people around. He ContinuereadingFamilySeptember 10, 2019Little White Friendly Eggs and the Mamas Who Laid ThemLouse Family Rips Through Lesbian Family. Three Cooperative Children Get To Watch TV All Night, a Memoir, by Amy Bronwen Zemser! I was rounding the bend on a great story about my contractor and his best reference, a drunk woman who gay bashed me ContinuereadingComing OutAugust 31, 2019Please Subscribe to My Email List on my Website. It s In That Box. Yeah, That One, To The Right.Hi all. For those of you who have been following stories on my website, I ve been remiss. It s actually been a pretty heinous summer, truth be told. If you d like to know why, I ll be regaling all of you with stories of the agony ContinuereadingFeaturedApril 30, 2019What Is A Dental Crown And Why Getting One is HeinousI am suffering from post traumatic tooth disorder. Teeth disorder. Toofie. Yes, that is the correct medical term: A Toofie Disorder. I don’t like to go to the dentist. I also don’t like to floss or brush regularly. Flossing and brushing interferes with ContinuereadingMy Middle-Aged BodyMarch 5, 2019I Got My Eyes Checked And Here s What Happened. And Also, It Sucked.Eyeballs. I need mine. How about you? I’ll be fifty this year, so I figure it’s a good time to ditch the drugstore readers and get serious, maybe stop driving around like Mr. Magoo. Trouble is, the older I get, the more protective Continuereading12336Next Page You like me: dog lovers, artists, accountants, sperm defrosters, breastfeeders, social progressives, and anyone in the LGBTQ.You hate me: social conservatives, the moral majority, and probably Anne Coulter.Useless entertainment every week or so, straight to your inbox, all for FREE! Sign up here:

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