httpjoke - Internet E-Mail Humor Collection

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httpjoke - A collection of jokes and stories circulating among offices on E-Mail as "Internet" folk humor. This is humor for your imagination; do not try these pranks at home.The attitudes towards courtship, ethnic groups, gender differences, personalities, politics, products, and religion are not necessarily those of the authors, the contributors, or this web site. This is a humor page. All of us are the subjects of some jokes. I hope this collection can be a central repository. It may also help reduce the duplication we currently receive in our daily E-Mail.Jokes are indexed by primary subject matter; they often fall in many categories. This page is the table of contents; the links take you to the jokes in each category.Genealogist's Night Before ChristmasChristmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged (981C2303 DOC)Santa Claus: An Engineer's Perspective (981C2304 DOC)Happy Holidays - Legally (99A10102 DOC)E-Mail Winter Wonderland (99H10702 DOC)Merry Christmas song (01hc2603.doc)How the angel got on top of the Christmas Tree (01hc1102.doc)Meeting Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates (03hc2602.doc)The 12 bugs of Christmas (sung to tune of 12 days of Christmas) CHRISTMAS COMPUTER ART Humor12 Days of ChristmasSeason's Greetings! Multi-Lingual Christmas Tree10 Seconds Of Entertainment - Screen PatternSplat! Snowballs Art (981C1702 DOC)Merry Christmas Art (981C1703 DOC)Weeeeeee Merry Christmas Art (981C1704 DOC) COMPUTER HumorComputer literacy - Computer Technical Support comic relief Spouse Installation Release Notes Girl Friend Version Release Notes Dr. Seuss Computer ManualBill Gates Heaven or HellAmerican society for the protection of nerds!Redneck guide to computersWordperfect Customer SupportWhy did my computer freeze? - GM Cars Compared with MicrosoftModem Times - Maxims for the Internet AgeNumerology about Bill Gates and MicrosoftError Messages In HaikuMicrosoft Tests Nuclear DeviceAnnouncing A New Technology: B.O.O.K.New Microsoft Product: Contraceptive98Lost HelicopterApple and Microsoft EmployeesRemember when... How To Tell You're An E-Mail Junkie (981b1206.Doc)Vaio Pc Haiku (981b1305.Doc)Texas Windows 98 (981b1901.Doc)Windows 2000 Messages ... (981b1803.Doc)Y2k Solution (981b0904.Doc)Microsoft Changing Light Bulbs (981C0807 DOC)Confutatis Maledictis (981C2305 DOC)Come The Millennium, Use The Stairs (99H10705 DOC)Vacation Pay - Year 2000 (99H11510 DOC)This Just In.... Microsoft Purchasing USA (99H20117 DOC)Buying Paint From An Airline (99H11814 DOC)Gates in Hell (99H31611 DOC)Beatles Revised (99H62405 DOC)Y2K Conversion (99H81705 DOC)The Computer - Nevermore (00h53102.doc)A Poem For Computer Users Over 40 (01h11202.html)Abbott & Costello meet the Computer Age (00ha2806.html)Chain Letters in the Computer World (00hb0602.html)Churn, Churn, Churn (Song) (01h61307.doc)How To Impress a Client... (00H92102.doc)ID ten T (01h12716.html)The FIRST Virus Warning (01h60401.html)Amish Virus (01h32901.doc)Merry Christmas song (01hc2603.doc)Signs You Live in the Year 2002 (02h21807.txt) Bill Gates Picks Between Heaven and Hell (03h60701.doc)The Last Page of the Internet (00h32911.doc) COURTSHIP and SEX HumorThe Perfect Story (Man, Woman, Santa Claus)Stupid newlywedsWomen Swim the English ChannelMarriage QuotablesGuinevere's Chastity BeltRejected Dr Suess Books - AdultWhat Men Really Mean...When Their Lips Move To JWords of Wisdom - About Love; Marriage Questions And Answers (99H41603 DOC, 97121003.DOC)Why Men Can't WinTexan Courtship ProblemAbstain From Sex For Two Weeks - For ChurchTalking Frog Sex From AidesSailor Saves Young LadyTop 16 Rejected Motel 6 SlogansZachery Disease - "Sick Demeaning Sexual Word Jokes"Haircuts (Male And Female)9 Kinds Of GirlfriendsElbow Really HurtsWomen Speak In Estrogen And Men Listen In TestosteroneWith Viagra Such A Hit, Pfizer Is Bringing Forth A Whole Line Of DrugsMother of SixThat's OneSex Web SitesThe Execution (98h72307.doc)Blonde Jokes [many jokes] (98H82005.DOC)Birds And Bees (981b0903.Doc)Sisters Of Mercy (981b0905.Doc)Redneck Poetry Analysis (981b0906.Doc)Strangers On A Train (981b0907.Doc)How To Impress A Woman (981a2901.Doc):How To Impress A Man (981a2901.Doc):Why Men Can't Win (981b0402.Doc)Why Nagging A Man Doesn't Work (981b1808.Doc)Prison (981b1807.Doc)Speeding Citation - Excuse (981b1809.Doc)Speeding Citation - Would This Work? (981b1811.Doc)Chemistry: Is Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic (981b2004.Doc)Happy Halloween Trick Or Treat (981a2904.Doc)Rules That Straight Guys Wish Girls Knew (981a1518.Doc)Ann Landers (981C0305 DOC)Government Study On Penis Shape (981C0306 DOC)Reasons E-Mail Is Like A Penis (981C0403 DOC)Chauvinist Jokes (From An Obviously Single Guy) (981C2101 DOC)IRS Notice Of Increase In Tax Payments (981C2203 DOC)Which Woman To Chose (981C2307 DOC)Penile Frog Joke (981C3006 DOC)Mickey Mouse Divorce (99A10501 DOC)Air Travel First Class? (99H12511 DOC)Wisdom About Life ... (The Way It Should Be) (99H12011 DOC)The Lipstick Problem (99H30905 DOC)5 Reasons Not To Be A Penis ... (99H31001 DOC)Blondes: Questions and Answers (99H31701 DOC)Jigsaw Puzzle (99H62904 DOC)Unmarried At Home (99H82306 DOC)Two new chemical elements (99H20618 DOC)Why Guys Like Girls - The Lovers of the Heart (99H21305 DOC)Married for 40 Years (99H21603 HTM)Dress Code (99H30103 DOC)Last Word (99H91207 DOC)Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy... (99H92411 DOC)Wife 1.0 (99HA0702 DOC)Glossary of males / female terms (99HB1003 DOC)She Was So Blonde That.... (99HC1004 DOC)Freud's Lost Letters To Fliess (00H11408 DOC)Family Portrait (01h22704.doc)Naming Private Parts (01h50906.html)The Moral Dilemma of Robin Hood (01h11809.html)The Old Fighter Pilot Piano Player (00H61401.doc)Tiny Piano Player (00H62102)To Women Everywhere From A Man Who's Had Enough (00hb0907.html)Top ten Slogans being considered by Viagra (01h30901.html)Understanding Engineers (01h11703.doc) GENERAL HumorHow Cold Is It? Geographical HumorFunny Bumper Stickers (Also 97120406.DOC And 98052702.DOC)Dave Barry's Book Of Bad SongsPink Floyd's "Dark Side Of The Moon" As The Soundtrack To "The Wizard Of Oz."Meiers' Law - Food For Thought (Etoh)You Know You Live In SF When...Polish International AirwaysWorld's Shortest BooksFamous QuotesInsanity In OfficeBeatles Song Revisions - Songs to program by...Ugliest Baby I've Ever Seen (Jokes ' Stuff : Kids, Parents, Adult)What We Learned From The MoviesReality CheckTrivia Time!Seinfeld MonologuesI'm Not Stupid - I'm TexanQuestions To PonderScary Facts F.Y.I.Drug StoreInsightful QuotesMath EvolutionYoung PunkerMath ImprovementPithy QuestionsKids Great Truths About LifeSome Female Thoughts About A Few Things... RecessCalifornia Drivers License ApplicationMother's PhrasesTeacher's GiftWords to Live ByJoke Web Site (with search engine)Duck Joke (98h72112.DOC)Highway Sign (98h72205.DOC)How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb? (98H72906.DOC)Top 13 Additional Warnings The FDA Is Considering For Beer And Alcohol Bottles (98h72905.doc)Unanswered questions (98h72002.DOC)What it's like to work in Australia (98h72012.DOC)Workout Calories (98h72308.doc)For all you 'Bama fans out there: (98H73106.DOC)For all you Tennessee fans out there: (98H73106.DOC)A Few Quick Questions and Answers (99H20109 DOC)Phrases We Have Seen (99H20629.DOC)Stephen Wright one-liners (99H20629.DOC)You Know Your Out Of College When... (981C0307 DOC)New Math (981C0503.DOC)Chicken And Egg Philosophy (981C0806 DOC)Amusing Airplane Safety Lectures (981C2102 DOC)Successful New Year's Eve Party (981C2905 DOC)Happy 1999! A Fond Farewell To 1998... (99H10802 DOC)Trivia (99H12001 DOC)Rock Band Names (99H12209 DOC)You Know You Are From Connecticut When.... (99H12507 DOC)I Smell Chocolate: Chocolate Tips And Facts (99H12601 DOC)Organ Of The Body In Charge (99H22607 DOC)Aging And Memory (99H30902 DOC)Pithy Thoughts (99H42808 DOC)Drug Riddle (99H50403 DOC)Changing Lightbulbs (99H52110 DOC)Bunny Accident (99H52603 DOC)Instructions For Life (99H62107 DOC)What We Learned From The Movies (99H62404 DOC, 99H62502 DOC)Ways To Have Extra-Special Fun In A Large Department Store! (99H70610 DOC)How To Identify Where A Driver Is From (99H81609 DOC)Facts (?) You Never Knew You Didn't Know (99H82308 DOC)Baby Boomer Quiz (00h62906.doc)Final Exam (00h82407.doc)Historical Puns (00ha1008.html)How To Identify Where A Driver Is From (01h6060609.html)Property of a toddler (00H71809.doc)The Class Of 2004 - Age Test (01h40710.doc)This just in: New York Mets Challenge World Series (00hb2301.htm)Three Little Pigs: The Mind Of A Six Year Old Is Wonderful (01h50218.html)Trivia (perhaps even true - then or now) 01h21803.htmlWater or Cola - you decide (01h21302.html)What Your M.D. Says Versus What Your M.D. Means (01h20901.html)The Blind Farmer's Problem (cartoon 02h10902.gif)Patriots fan? (02h21003.doc)Organ Donation (02h21301.doc) LANGUAGE HumorYankonics - New England PhrasesUseful Chinese Phrases or Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes (99H12801 DOC)Useful phrase for foreign travel - Oh my god! There's an axe in my headThe Bird - An Anthropological study in socio-linguisticsOxymoronsThings you would NEVER hear a Southerner sayWorst AnalogiesEuropean Union Spelling EnhancementsParents' DictionaryAnagramatic SynchonicityChildren's Books You'll Never SeeWord humor - Microsoft Thesaurus (98h72401.doc)Ghandi Twisted Language (981C1202 DOC)Revealing Anagrams (99H20107 DOC)Notre Dame Bellringer (99H20110 DOC)Tom Swifties (99H20302 DOC)Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives (99H41605 DOC)Guide To The Blues - How To Sing The Blues (99H52305 DOC)Personalized Plate - Joke (99H70204 DOC)Language Facts (?) You Never Knew You Didn't Know (99H82308 DOC)Actual label instructions (00h60701.doc)Best Newspaper Headlines Of The Year (01h21801.html)English Spelling Revision (01h32105.html)How To Tell You Are From Massachusetts.... (01ha1914.doc)Proud To Be An English Major (98h92811.Doc)Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn (00h80123.doc)Spell Checking Problem (01hc2001.doc)Spell Checking Problem - gets more difficult (02h21401.doc)Tom Swifties - old and new (00h70409.doc)What A Difference 30 Years Makes (01h21802.html) LEADERSHIP and OFFICE Humor Leadership Humor (Officer Fitness Report Quotes)50 Fun Things To Do In An ElevatorResume BloopersNews Reports Of Crimes And Job ProblemsWinning Friends (Office, Home Habits)Time Cards: Activity Based Costing Financial SystemStrategies With Dead HorsesPrison Vs WorkLanguage on the Job: Job sensitivity (98h72802.DOC)You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... (98H81501.DOC)Professions [many jokes] (98H81707.DOC)Top Ten Signs Of Burnout (981C1607 DOC)Buying Paint From An Airline (99H11814 DOC)Keys To Business Success (99H20301 DOC)Performance Appraisal Terms And Their Real Meanings (99H20601.DOC)Airline Humor (99H31602 DOC)Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel (99H32501 DOC)Business Plan (99H50507 DOC)Bull Bingo (99H70615 DOC)A Study In Conflict Resolution (99H71303 DOC)Dilbert's Newest Additions To Add To Your Vocabulary In The Late 90s Office Environment (99H71601 DOC)Dilbert Quotes (99H81608 DOC)'From Now On, You're On Your Own,' Say Experts. (99H81702 DOC)Job Excuse Puns (00h92804.doc)Prayer (981b0602.Doc)Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk (01h31301.doc)Worker dead at desk for 5 days. (01h20104.html)Enron Charity (02h21609.doc)Writing In Space: Problem Solving (02h21002.doc)Your Job - and the Balls you Play With (02h21001.doc) POLITICAL Humor Dr. Seuss's OJ TrialRabbi, Hindu, And Lawyer Try To Sleep In The BarnCelebrity Question: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?Russian, A Cuban, An American And A Lawyer Are Riding In A TrainFor Homer Simpson's FansClinton/Dr. SuessInternational Island CouplesLewinsky And Kaczynsky LimericksMexican BungeeKennedy Vs LincolnGore and the Clintons flying on Air Force One(98h72011.DOC)Hillary (98h73001.DOC)Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky (98h82507.DOC)Clinton / Suess (98ha0202.Doc)Top Ten Names For Ben & Jerry's New Presidential Ice Cream (98ha0203.Doc)Clinton And Monica Jokes (98h82507.Doc)Clinton Quote Of The Day (98h92414.Doc)School Daze (98h82612.Doc)Dick Armey's Clinton Quote (981a2612.Doc) The State Of The Union Address (98h82613.Doc)Monica Dry Cleaning (981C1203 DOC)Possible Titles For Monica's Book: (981C1601 DOC)'Twas The Night Before Impeachment (981C2302 DOC)The Operation (99H11301 DOC)Clinton Summer Lovin' Song (99H11808 DOC)Clinton's Lunch (99H12512 DOC)Know Your Candidates (99H12805 DOC)Top 15 Rejected State of the Union Speech Opening Lines (99H12909 DOC)Monica and The Genie (99H20604.DOC)Dan Quayle For President (99H22505 HTM)Memo From "Vernon Baby " To All Whitehouse Staff (99H40511 DOC)The Jewish Mother (99H72703 DOC)U.S.A. presidential election 2000 - Florida Ballot - version 1U.S.A. presidential election 2000 - Florida Ballot - version 2Bush's Inaugural Speech - What a Wonderful (Bush) World This Will BeU.S.A. presidential election 2000 - Florida Ballot - score it yourself!2000 Federal Census For the South (00h42601.doc)A Moral Dilemma (00hb2101.html)Al Gore, I am! (to Dr. Suess' Green Eggs and Ham) 00hc0307.htmlBush and Gore Label Each Other - take 1 (00hb0902.html)Bush and Gore Label Each Other - take 2 (00hb1002.html)Bush humor - testing, testing... (01h50607.html)Californians - and the Power Crisis (01h42602.html)Dam it! JOKE (01h20702.html)Now It Can Be Told (01h40210.html)Republicans Change Symbols (00H90808.doc)Sat night live brief skit (00hb1601.html)The 4th of July! (00h62104.doc)The Bush - Gore Debate in October 2000 (00ha2802.doc)What a Wonderful World This Will Be (Bush's Inaugural Speech) 00hb1801.htmlWhich newspaper do you read? (00h92803.doc)Newcomer in class...(02h21103.doc)Fire Destroys Bush Presidential Library (04joke011.txt)The Bush Song (04joke012.txt)Our illustrious leader. Like a rock, only dumber. (04joke09.txt)Reagan Pyramid Near Completion (04reagan-pyramid.jpg)Political humor... One child left behind...George! (joke-2004-07-27a.txt)On the 7th day! (joke-2004-07-27b.txt)Vote Republican for Good Taste (joke-2004-07-27c.jpg)Republican Convention Night Humor! (joke-2004-07-27d.txt)REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE New York, NY (joke-2004-07-27e.txt)George W. Bush and the Chimp Face Off (chimp-dubbya2.jpg) RELIGION Humor Atheist and Agnostic Quotes (authors A-B)Atheist and Agnostic Quotes (authors C-E)Atheist and Agnostic Quotes (authors F-I)Atheist and Agnostic Quotes (authors J-L)Atheist and Agnostic Quotes (authors M)Atheist and Agnostic Quotes (authors N-R)Atheist and Agnostic Quotes (authors S)Atheist and Agnostic Quotes (authors T-V)Atheist and Agnostic Quotes (authors W-Z)Nuns Vs DraculaSermon BloopersReligion And Marriage JokesBlonde: What Is Easter?Noah's Ark 1998Jesus and ElvisPriest EmergencyDriving Pope (98H72204.DOC)Butcher, Baker, and Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.... (98H73106.DOC)Forrest Gump at the Pearly Gates.... (98H73106.DOC)Church Bulletin Bloopers (981C3009 DOC)4 Catholic Mothers (99H22603 DOC)The Beer Prayer (99H41602 DOC)The Plan (99H42003 DOC)God, The First Parent (99H73001 DOC)Two Men Waiting At The Pearly Gates (981a2616.Doc)Amish Virus (01h32901.doc)Blind Man (00h91003.doc)Letter to Dr. Laura (00H60404.doc)Senility Prayer part of the twelve step program for 50 year olds (00h61304.doc)Forgiving Terrorists (02h21102.doc) SURPRISE Humor O'Henry Love StoryA Christmas Story from Bonnie Hoover (981C0501.DOC)What Goes Around Comes Around.. (99H70614 DOC)A True Christmas Story (01hc121701.doc)Make Way For Ducklings - latest version (01h71501.html)TAPS (00hb1003.html) New jokes log - part 1 A/ Ballot Rebuttal (00hb3007.html)B/ Socio-math problems for San Francisco students (98h91001.DOC)C/ Management 101: Who's To Blame (98h90209.DOC)D/ Music meets business - Schubert's Productivity (98h83120.doc)E/ More Astounding Facts (?!) (98h82614.doc)F/ Saga of the Hotel Soap Scandal (981A2105.DOC)G/ Jokes (981a2205.doc)H/ Miller Beers (981a2303.DOC)I/ Bizarre Murder Report (981a2306.doc)J/ Believe in ghosts? (981a2307.doc)K/ Rich Man (981A2616.DOC)L/ Bad puns & jokes (981a2801.DOC)M/ Actual Trial Quotes... (981a3002.DOC)N/. Sage Sayings (981b0204.doc)O/ Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. (981b0205.DOC) from Bert and IP/ Quotes (981b0411.DOC)Q/ Great Reasons To Be A Guy (981B0603.DOC)R/ Airline Humor (981b0609.DOC)S/ Forgot the joke (981b1605.DOC)T/ Frog at Bank (981B1805.DOC)U/ Bumper Snickers (98H92212.DOC)V/ Smithsonian Institution Artifacts (98H92401.DOC)W/ Modern Maturity Barbie (98ha0604.doc)X/ WHY I'M SO TIRED (98H92409.DOC)Y/ Foreign Language Screw-Ups (98H92413.DOC)Z/ SIGNS IN LONDON (98HA0201.DOC)1/ Millennium Pie (with apologies to Don McLean) - 99H91702.doc2/ Twas the night before Y2K (99HA0701.doc)3/ Old Man's Last Wish (99H20999.doc)4/ I want to be six years old again (99H20998.DOC)5/ Danger of E-mail (99H20907.DOC)6/ Always give 100% at work (99H20405.DOC)7/ Mickey Mouse Divorce (99H10501.DOC)8/ Dream Job (00H11407.DOC)9/ STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE TO WEAR SIGNS (99H91701.DOC)10/ Two books in one! (99H91308.DOC)11/ Political Trades (99H91211.DOC)12/ Understanding your paycheck (99H90105.DOC)13/ Definitions (Washington Post Style Invitational) - 99H83102.DOC14/ Atheist (version 1 file: 99H31003.DOC)--- Atheist (version 2 file: 01h10503.doc)15/ Mother of Urban Legends (99H22504)16/ Halloween Story (99HA2904.DOC)17/ Sensible Rules for a Safe Halloween (99HA2903.DOC)18/ Beethoven's Ninth - shaggy dog (99HA2509.DOC)19/ MORE Washington Post's 'Style Invitational' New Words (99HA2202.DOC)20/ Baby Boomers - Then & Now Phrases (99H21117.DOC)21/ Best Son (99H92805.DOC)22/ Letter of Recommendation - The Perfect Worker (99HA0506)23/ The Top 12 Signs Your Website Sucks (99HA0901.DOC)24/ Ah, senility (99HA1505.DOC)25/ First Grade Language (99A92806.DOC)26/ Children's Books That Didn't Make It... 1999 (99HC3004.DOC)27/ Sum New Roolz (new rules of grammar) 99HC2603.DOC28/ The Paradox of our Time - George Carlin (99HC1603.DOC)29/ Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged (99HC0705.DOC)30/ Holiday Merger (99HC0604.DOC)31/ Barber (99HB3004.DOC)32/ Why men are so cool !!!! (99HB0404.DOC)33/ HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy (99HB0804.DOC)34/ Homework Policy (99HB0902.DOC)35/ Comprehending Engineers [9 takes] (99HB2004.DOC)36/ Immigrants (99HB0306a.DOC)37/ Idiots at Work, in the Neighborhood ... (99HB0306B.doc)38/ Life in a Program (99HB0303.DOC)39/ What the Doctor Prescribed (99H92902a.DOC)40/ You know you work in corporate America in the 90's if: (99H21502.DOC)41/ The truth will come out!!! (or urban legend) 00h12802.doc42/ Pillsbury OBITUARY NOTICE (00h21302.doc)43/ Statewide Safety Competition (00h20910.doc)44/ THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK, BUT CAN'T! (00h20305.doc)45/ GREAT PREDICTIONS BY EXPERTS (00h20201.doc)46/ Rooster Joke (00h32301.doc)47/ 3 Little Pigs - First Grade..... true story 00h32002.doc48/ An Irish Tale (00h31704.doc)49/ First Date? (00h31306.doc)50/ Before and After Children (00h22806.doc)51/ Sometimes it DOES take a rocket scientist (00h22702.doc)52/ Fishing by the Grace of God (00h30102.txt)53/ List CollectionThe Top 10 Times in History when the "F" word was appropriate (02h72304.doc)According to Buddha (Retribution, verses 137-140): Suffering arrives in 10 ways if you harm the innocent:10 Great Places to spend Christmas (according to Travel & Leisure 12/01)A list of 10 things Amtrak could do to improve service.Here's a list of the Phantom's favorite chocolate treatsThe Top 10 IslandsThe 10 most thrilling films made in AmericaThe top 10 of the 100 best English-language novels of the 20th Century:The top 10 of the Chronicle's Western 100 List of 20th Century FictionAmerica's 13 Most Endangers RiversThe 10 Best Places to Dumpster DiveWhat to Teach Your Kids Before They Leave HomeOur Nation's Top NewspapersThe 10 Most Useful Items for the New Homeowner:The 10 most popular fast food choicesThe 10 most beautiful movie actresses, past and present, The Top 10 Voices of the CenturyThe Top 20 Songs of the Century54/ Stocks and Alternative Investments for 2002 (02h71901.doc)55/ Remaining U.S. CEOs Make a Break for It (02h71501.doc)56/ Burma Shave (02h61503.doc)57/ Humorous Investment considerations for 2002 (02h80101.doc)58/ Metropolitan Opera is scheduled to produce an opera commemorating Bill Clinton's LEGACY (02h82001.doc)59/ Drunk Driving Juggler (02h82401.doc)60/ Reading is Fundamental (02h93001Readingisfundamental_1.jpg)61/ Bush in London (02h92204.doc)62/ How Blondes Print Word Documents (02ha14-blonde-word-print.gif)63/ WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (02hb0101.doc)64/ Thanksgiving at the Blind Farmer's Yard (02h10902.gif)65/ Airline - What Luck - Happy Valentines Day! (02h21603.doc)66/ Children Trying to Spell Their Parent's Occupations (02h10903.gif)67/ Boots in Bars (02h32009.doc)68/ Why I Hate Valentine's Day - Mr. F (02h22301.doc)69/ Never Underestimate The Power of a Woman (02h10901.gif)70/ WHY MEN ARE NOT SECRETARIES (02h30403.doc & 02h30501.doc)71/ French Intellectuals to be Deployed in Afghanistan To Convince Taliban of Non-Existence of A Deity (02h30502.doc)72/ Accounting and Math in Modern Times (02h31801.doc)73/ Eating, Drinking, and Your Health (02h31901.doc)74/ What Sex is Your Computer? (02h32005.doc)75/ Frequent Flyer Jokes (02h32008.doc)76/ More about priests (02h51801.doc)77/ Letter sent to a Bank in the United States. (02h32921.doc)78/ National Beer Warning (02h40403.doc)79/ The Sexual Urges of Men and Women (02h40701.doc)80/ The Secret to Having Sex (02h40701.doc)81/ Atheist joke, my only one so far and not all that great (02h41402.doc)82/ Green Garden Grass snakes can be dangerous (02h42201.doc)83/ Origins Of Engineering Specs And Government Decisions (02h42401.doc)84/ Ain't English Grand? Occupational "Swifties" (02h50801.doc)85/ Name That Computer Virus (02h91801.doc)86/ Weird Things You Would Never Know! (02h51802.doc)87/ How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? (02h52903.doc)88/ Quiz for Those Over 30 . . . . maybe even 40 . . . (02h53101.doc)89/ Routine (word play) (02h60201)90/ Control Tower Tales (02h60203.doc)91/ For All Baseball Fans (02h90301.doc)92/ Happy New Year - and Bread Advice (02h90601.gif)93/ Funny Problems in Modern Lives (02h90801.gif)94/ Boston Directions (02hb1801.txt)98/ Word of the day (02hb1901z.doc)99/ Cooking poultry - Happy Thanksgiving!! 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