Celebrity Death Haiku
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Anne Rice
1941-2021
Born in New Orleans
Literary vampire queen
Hot and cold with God
--Sarah Harrier
07/25/2021
Jackie Mason
1928-2021
Catskill kvetcher
Hit Broadway in the Borscht Belt
Gave Ed “The Finger”
Observational
Comedy at it’s apex
Of obnoxiousness
Didn’t flip off Ed
Wished he had, ultimately
No Fall, no comeback
—Yur Namhir
05/30/2021
B.J. Thomas
1942-2021
Raindrops now fallin’
On his headstone instead of
Fallin’ on his head
—Robert Leroy Parker
Now Liederman’s got
The initials B and J
All to his own self
—Harry Longbaugh
04/16/2021
Bernie Madoff
1938-2021
Made off with millions
Overconfident con man
All scheme, no exit
-- Abby Rhodes
02/23/2021
Rush Limbaugh
1941-2021
The opposite truth
A name for me in Latin
For you, cruelty
Don’t think about it
The women in numbers like
He was good in bed
80s audience
The big suits, stockings even
Blood bath reckoning
Gelatinous claims
Succor of cigar and pills
His mic’s dead at last
Dead air fresh air, mic
All your breath and breasts harming
Those mourning him now
--S.E.Anderson
01/23/2021
Larry King
1933-2021
Talked to anyone
About anything, mostly
If they were famous
-- E.K. Moss
Star-struck by celebs
Schmoozed with the famous and those
Trying to get there
--Abbie Rhodes
11/09/2020
Norm Crosby
1927-2020
Ascots to Ascots
Dismembered beyond his dearth
RPM boyo
—Tom Morrow
11/08/2020
Alex Trebek
1940-2020
Did anyone not
Like this guy? Answer
With a question, please
—Abbie Rhodes
10/31/2020
Sean Connery
1930-2020
Goodbye, Sir Thomas.
Mrs. Moneypenny's pole
Awaits your thrown hat.
—James M. Maloney
Seven times as Bond
Nobody did it better
Wish somebody would
—Abbbie Rhodes
Emerge from the waves
Scuba to tux in one zip
That’s how you do that?
As a role model
Bond was untouchable but
Something to shoot for
—Tom Morrow
10/22/2020
James “The Amazing” Randi
1928-2020
The skeptic’s skeptic
Called out paranormal fraud
We need more like him
—Abbey Rhodes
Wowed us by pointing
Out bullshit we should have seen
Coming a mile off
—Phil Valens
Just for exposing
Uri Geller, we owe him
Tons of gratitude
—Tom Morrow
10/17/2020
Rhonda Fleming
1923-2020
Technicolor queen
Hot red hair and cool green eyes
Kept us all spellbound
—Laurel Cannon
10/01/2020
Helen Reddy
1941-2020
One hit wonder spawns
B-List celebrity life
All downhill from there
--Rhonda Helpern
Mac Davis
1942-2020
Famous as himself
Got rich writing hit songs for
Late-career Elvis
--Tom Morrow
09/19/2020
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
1933-2020
Held on for as long
As she could--longer, even
It's up to us now.
--O'Cyrus
* * *
Time to live up to
Her undying faith in us
We owe her no less
--J.K. Russell
* * *
Be like a dybbuk.Stick around in spirit form
For the whole new year.
--James M. Maloney
09/10/2020
Diana Rigg
1938-2020
Jump-started many
A young boy’s adolescence
Cat suit and Jag helped
—Abbie Rhodes
Role model for girls
Cautionary tale for boys
Kick-ass sex symbol
—Olivia Cromwell
Saw her in that play
Abelard and Heloise
Totally naked
—Roger Rabid
Goodbye, Mrs. Peel.In your youth you taught me well.
Your faithful steed heeds.
---James M. Maloney
08/02/2020
Wilford Brimley
1934-2020
Korean War vet,
Sophisticated cowboy,
McCain's VP pick?
--James M. Maloney
06/27/2020
Milton Glaser
1929-2020
Uncle Miltie's gone
Did it all, inspired us
To do even more
--Olivia Cromwell
06/22/2020
Ian Holm
1931-2020
Entire career
Dwarfed by Hobbit, small
Role cast long shadow
--Abbie Rhodes
05/31/2020
Christo
1935-2020
Swathed monuments and
Landscapes. Ephemeral art.
Death wraps it all up
--Abby Rhodes
Herbert Stempel
1926-2020
Quiz show braniac
Took a dive on TV then
Blew whistle on it
--Rose Gardner
05/29/2020
George Floyd
1974-2020
The final last straw
Will justice be served, ever
The jury's still out.
--Tom Morrow
05/18/2020
Ken Osmond
1943-2020
Didn't die in 'Nam
Like Wally and the Beaver
Or become porn star
--Rose Gardner
05/16/2020
Fred Willard
1939-2020
Perfect deadpan dolt
Foil and fodder for improv
Guest star favorite
--Meyer Lehman
05/14/2020
Astrid Kirchherr
1936-2020
George Martin was fifth,
Surely. But she was sixth first
Gave us the mop tops
--O'Cyrus
Knew them from “before”
Took their pix and cut their hair
Creating “after”
--Russell 1000
Met them in Hamburg.
Hooked up with the bass player.
So Paul dropped guitar.
--Joshua Raoul Brody
05/11/2020
Jerry Stiller
1927-2020
Serenity now
For a comic actor who
Always seemed ticked off
--Abby Rhodes
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