photo of me meeting Norm years ago

Yesterdays death of Norm Macdonald hit me pretty hard. Hes easily my favorite comedian of all time, and maybe one of the funniest people to have ever done the job. I loved him before I was a comedian and loved him even more once I became one. His joke writing was equal parts silly and brutal. He wasnt afraid to tell a dumb joke, but would deliver it with an equaled sincerity that read more

Ive been enjoying making some art lately and drawing woodland creatures for some reason. Though the squirrel looks like a zombified weasel/squirrel hybrid. read more

Once I saw The Shining at a midnight movie and the crowd was so rowdy and drunk they were cheering for Jack Nicholson. Then I came back for a Star Wars midnight movie and they were cheering for Darth Vader. Then next week for a Woody Allen movie and they cheered for Woody Allen. read more

Once I hosted a comedy show at Lunas Cafe in Sacrametno and I introduced every comedian with credits that were actually lyrics from Coolios Gangstas Paradise. stuff like Our next comic is so crazy, even their momma thinks that their mind is gone! or Our next comic walked through the valley of the shadow of death and took a look at their life and realized theres nothing left! The only thing is that nobody understood what I was doing and read more

Its hard to believe that this site has been around for 20 years now. Sorry I have so much of the archives offline at the moment, but well have the best of the last 2 decades restored soon! I had originally made this site using old school HTML and Microsoft Front Page, so removing things like embedded code, bad links, and more were always a nightmare. Im not the biggest fan of WordPress, but it will make it easier to read more

The image of Superman breaking chains is an iconic and classic way to show off his amazing strength, but the question remains, why does he let people put chains on him in the first place? Its such a weird kink fetish. My friend, comedian Jessica Roberts, reminds me that he probably does it so the bad guy will do his inevitable speech and Superman will learn his plans. I think hes just really into bondage, to be honest.

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Heres a list of the open mics in Sacramento and the surrounding area. Enjoy! Try out stand-up comedy today!

What a disappointing purchase. They just sat there on a plate and didnt do anything!

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The original Red Dead Redemption has long been one of the best games I ever played. I thought it was so perfect that I was afraid to play Red Dead Redemption 2, thinking it couldnt possibly live up to the original Rockstar Games classic. Its probably one of the most fun, deep, and emotionally great videogames Ive ever played. Now lets see what Grand Theft Auto 6 will be like. read more