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Imagination is a terrible thing to waste. Like beer.

Monday, May 24, 2010 Misguided youth devotes life to writing garbage
On Monday May 24, James Dyer decided to pursue a life of aimless mental wandering and incomprehensible literary scribbling. "I'm easily the most talented writer I know. It's simple! I wish everyone could be so awesome," he said, while running his 75 page thesis paper on the deliciousness of a McGriddle through spell check. Dyer, a junior at some tiny university in the middle of nowhere, decided to change his focus from a semi-useful communications major to a completely asinine degree with English writing as the focal point. He has already seen significant success with his series of essays on French Sissyism that have been published in such prestigious periodicals as The Refrigerator and The Reader's Digest Trashcan. One of Dyer's biggest supporters has been his longtime Grandmother, Martha Dyer. "Jerry has the cutest little nosey. Wait, which grandson are we talking about again?" she said. Martha Dyer, an 81 year old southern belle, nurtured Dyer's writing skills since he first learned to read. Raising him was a treat, she said. "Seriously, who are we talking about? And please speak up, I don't trust quiet talkers," Martha said. James Dyer had never imagined himself as a writer, but slowly his imagination is jettisoning him closer to his future career as another homeless sub-par writer. "I'm so creative. I'm totally rerve. That's a word I just invented to describe how creative I am," Dyer said.
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